maryoliverpdf:

maryoliverpdf:

sincerity is genuinely really hard like…….. if i have ever told you anything heartfelt out loud i have had to battle like 7 layers of embarrassment & repression to do that

the notes on this let’s go to therapy queens

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sorrybaby–x:

queer-google-searches:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

quinzelade:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

dredsina:

zooophagous:

paranoidgemsbok:

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

Why do you hate Jesus

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.

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khadij-al-kubra:

frockhag:

do you ever just want a pair of wings to sprout from your back so badly? like it would just feel so right at this moment, why isn’t it happening?

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thingsmyxxxsaid:
“Things My Exes Said #592 // Submitted by Anon
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i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

imsoofuckingsad:

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

this is the advice Hozier took and look at him. up and went into the woods for 4 years….

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jaethefade:

Repeat after me: I am allowing myself to live joyfully in spite of the unresolved emotions and problems that I cannot change.

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vampireapologist:

This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind

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